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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer." Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the Golf course. On Golf days, a lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.' "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

OWWWW!!

VenArch wrote:A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer." Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the Golf course. On Golf days, a lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.' "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

I'm sorry, I just got that moment of wdfffffffffff

LMFAO

pedopanda comes to rape the CA noobs

Actually, i realized something. Piss is ammonia which contains nitrogen. There are nitrogen fixing organisms in dirt that supply nutrients to the plants. Therefore, wouldn't the piss benefit her plants and flowers instead of killing them.

Too much of anything is bad.

sparkvoltage wrote:Actually, i realized something. Piss is ammonia which contains nitrogen. There are nitrogen fixing organisms in dirt that supply nutrients to the plants. Therefore, wouldn't the piss benefit her plants and flowers instead of killing them.

i'd rather buy fertilizer than have my plants smell like piss

eafd wrote:

sparkvoltage wrote:Actually, i realized something. Piss is ammonia which contains nitrogen. There are nitrogen fixing organisms in dirt that supply nutrients to the plants. Therefore, wouldn't the piss benefit her plants and flowers instead of killing them.

i'd rather buy fertilizer than have my plants smell like piss

id rather piss on my plants if it helped them to save money than to buy some fking dirt.

gilgamesh993 wrote:

eafd wrote:

sparkvoltage wrote:Actually, i realized something. Piss is ammonia which contains nitrogen. There are nitrogen fixing organisms in dirt that supply nutrients to the plants. Therefore, wouldn't the piss benefit her plants and flowers instead of killing them.

i'd rather buy fertilizer than have my plants smell like piss

id rather piss on my plants if it helped them to save money than to buy some fking dirt.

I'd rather eat more and then throw leftovers in a pile and wait for a couple of months than buy dirt or piss on plants. Save dat piss for another day.

id rather ignore the plants. save myself the trouble.

gilgamesh993 wrote:id rather ignore the plants. save myself the trouble.

Hell...Why do you even have plants?

i didnt. SPARK DID>.O

One eyed angry face...epicz

gilgamesh993 wrote:i didnt. SPARK DID>.O

lolwhut, i dont have plants

o..D:

monocle falling off of a guy.

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vampire.

guy flipping a table: (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ ┻━┻

top hat & monocle:
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┴─┴
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\m/>.<\m/ <<<< rocker havi

<<<< not impressed.

QFT

gilgamesh993 wrote: <<<< not impressed.